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| Boy vs Girl Jokes Punjabi |
Boy vs Girl Jokes Punjabi
Girl - Mere yaar ne gali de vicho langna ni kudio raah chad do.
Boy - Saala yaar na ho gaya tudi wala trala hi ho gaya..
👉Boy: Apna address daso tuhade ghar auna ae.
Girl: Jithe crow bolda howe aa jawi
Boy: Crow te kise ghar v bol skda
Girl: Tu v ta shiter e khane ne, kito v kha lai..
👉Boy 2 his girlfriend-jaanu tere to bina hor koi kudi mere dil nu jachdi hi nahi,
Girl- jhuth bolda aa tu kanjra, sidha keh ke mere to elava hor koi fasdi hi nahi ..
👉Boy Date te Gaya
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main tenu kuch kehna hai,
tu Naraz te nahi howengi?
Girl sharma ke-Nahi tusi Kaho na.
Boy-Bill adha adha kar laiye?
👉Ghor Kalyug : ---
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda haan?
Girl: Kyon Haramjadya mere bullan te "ulli" laggi hoyi ae...?
👉boy: tu kini sohni aa
girl: bhonk na
boy: i want to marry you
girl: bhonk na
boy: main tenu huni 500 rs/- da recharge karva ke deva?
girl: hanji, hanji
boy: bhonk na.
👉Tu Sab Ton Sohni College Vich
Sada Dil Tere Te Aaya Ni,
Tere Piche Ghumde Rehnde C
Asi Lecture Na Koi Laya Ni,
Sadi Hogi Short Attendance Ni
Par Tu Na Kade Bulaya Ni,
Jad Hoge Paper Han Diye
Te Time Result Da Aaya Ni,
Tu Topper Ban Gayi College Di
Sada Total 100 v ayea nahi.
👉Kore kaagaz te likhea tera naam hai,
teri tasvir banayi utte likheya ehi paigam hai,
dimagi santulan theek nahi,
labban wale nu 50,000 da inaam hai.
👉Coolest proposal
Munda kudi nu- Apna address daseo.
Kudi- Kyon dassa?
Munda- Kuch nahi bas ik baraat jehi le ke aani hai.
Girl Boy Jokes in Punjabi
Laali husan di sang ke kiti taan ki kiti,
yaaran di mehfil ch daaru sang ke piti taan ki piti,
je hove mashook naal mulakat pelhi,
kiss mang ke kiti taan ki kiti.
👉1 fukra jeha munda kudi nu dekh ke kehnda- Aaj kal tere Vargiyan Taxian da Rate ghat gaya hai.
Ladki- hor ki kariye tere warge Tempo Jo chal paye ne.
👉AJJ DA VICHAAR
'....PETROL' wali " GADDI " ....
te ' FUKRI NADDI ' koi koi rakh sakda hai...
👉Kaale Badal chaye hoye si te ladke nu apni Girl Friend to thappar pai gaya
Q?
Kyonki usdi girfriend da rang kaala si te ohne gana gata "aj din chadeya tere rang varga".
👉Pendu Kudia Fasaun Da Nateeja
Marjaaani kamli menu pen-drive fada ke kehndi..
Mainu ehde ch facebook paa ke dede,
main vi chalaya karungi.
👉Dhamki bharya propose..
Munda kudi nu kehnda:"Main bullet te, te Bullet 100 te,
Hun kudiye tu das thale aauna ya pichhe behna.
👉Har Itt Te Likha " I Miss u " Te O Har Itt Mara Tere Ser Ch..
Tenu v Taan Pata Lage Teri Yaad Kina Dard Dindi aa.
👉Oh Kehndi Ke Jiniya Mere
Kol "NAIL PAINT" Va Ohne Tere Kol Kapde Ni Hone ,,
Main Keha Kudiye Jinne mere YAAR Aa Ohne Tere "RISHTEDAAR" Ni Hone..
