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Punjabi Chutkule Funny Jokes in Punjabi
Arz kita hai-
Wah wah!
Shuru ta karn do..
👉Mainu ta lagda ....
Msg Khali aa tenu ki lagda...
👉Doli vich jandi heer ne ranjhe nu awaaz maar ke keha
ja ke facebook te profile check kar layi main photo paungi viyah di..
👉Khargosh de B.Ed ch 75% aye te kachue de 50%.
Phir v kachue da admission M.Ed wich ho gya.
Why
Why
Why
Sports quota ji.
MITRA NE NIKKE HUNDE race jiti c na.
👉Dada apne pote nu-putter ja andro mere dand le ke aa.
Pota- baapu roti ta hale bani ni.
Dada- oh putter roti nahi sahmne Puja di daadi nu SMILE deni aa, dekh-dekh hasdi aa.
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Hanji Vadde Log - Vaddian Gallan!!
👉Ik Ladka Nadi ch Gir Gya. Usne Rabb Nu Keha, Rabba Mainu Bacha Lai, Main Chawal Chadawanga..
Rabb Ne Usnu Bahar Kad Ditta..
Bahar Nikal Ke ladka Kehnda "Kehde Chawal..!!"
Rabb Ne Usnu Fer Nadi ch Sutt Dita..
LADKA: Main Tan Puch Reha c G, Ke Kehde Chawal "MITHE Yaan LOON Waale.."
👉Bebe to Amli-: Putt Mere Munde nu khang ho gayi ehnu ki deva.
Amli:- Afeem dede.
Bebe:- Afeem khang nu chak du?
Amli:- Afeem ne Mere 60 kille chak te khang ki cheez aa !!!!!
👉Bili ne amrit jutha kar dita.
Aadmi usde piche bhaj reha si.
Kisi ne puchya ki gal ho gayi?
Aadmi: Saali ne Amrit shak leya hun kirpan ni paundi.
👉PUNJAB mein 2 Cheezen hi to Achhi hain
1. LASSI
tay,,
Doojay,,
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<)) ASSI
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Bus kadi grooor ni kita.
👉Amli sheeshe vich dekh ke kehnda "EH BANDA DEKHIA LAGDA."
fer kehnda "YAAD AAYA, eh ta ohi kanjar aa jo mere viah di album vich meri vahuti naal khada si..
Punjabi Chutkule Funny Jokes
Ek aadmi sadak te khada apne kann ch chabi maar reha c,
Kaafi der dekhan ton baad ik ladka usde kol gaya te pucheya,
"paaji start ho jaonge ke dhaka laava?".
👉Loki TaAn Ek BEAR naal half chicken mangwaunde ne te ohna di Bear v bach jandi hai,
Par Assi Ek BEAR naal peenuts (Geeriyaan) da packet lainde aa,
Bear Mukk jandi aa par Peenuts bach jande aa..
👉Meaning of PUNJAB:
P- Petrol 70.34
U- Unemployee people
N- No jobs
J- Janta preshan
A- Amli youngsters
B- BIJLI band
Eh hi hai Apna Punjab..!
👉Punjab wich sabb to vadh bolya jaan wala word ..
Kithe aaa ?
Aaya bas 5 minute wich.
Kinna time lagna ?
bas 5 minute
Kinni ku door aaa ?
pahunch gaya bas 5 minute wich
No matter how far you are eh 5 min ni mukkde..
👉1st Man- Yaar Kareena di bahut chadayi aa. 2nd Man- Nahi oye, Katrina Kaif di jyada hai. 3rd Man- Naina Devi di kehra ghat chadayi aa 150 podian ne.
👉Pendu Bebe- putt tu ki kam karda?
Munda- Bebe main Ludhiane Computer chalauna Sikhda.
Bebe: Put sikh ta lai par Ludhiane ch bheed bahut a kise de wich na maari....
👉Ladka ta aiwen hi udaas baitha paani ch patthar maar reha c.....
Ke ik dadddu(frog) baahar aaya te ladke nu kehnda....
ANDAR AA PAANI DE KANJARA....
KAD DA TERI UDAASI....
SAALEYA MERE CHOTE MUNDE DA SIR PAAD TA PATHAR MAARKE....
