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Funny Shayari in Punjabi
Zindagi vich jekar bahut pareshan ho taan..
Ik lambi rassi lavo te ik drakht naal banh davo.
Na na na khudkhushi ni karni?
Vich ik fatti pao, peengh banao,
te jhoote maate lavo,
duniya de raule rappe taan mukne hi nahi..
👉Bari Barsi khatan gaya si khatt ke lyandi "Loi "
Bari Barsi khatan gaya si khatt ke lyandi "Loi "
ki Aaj Tainu Kutta Wad Gaya??
msg ni bhejya koi..!!
👉A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China & Named it ""Punjab Tea Stall".
He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese Name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China.
After struggling for a name he got grand success when he kept the new name.
"Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee.''
👉Punjabi MP Bharti parliament di raunak Han,
Peg banaun te laun lai dimpa,
Comedy lai Bhagwant Maan,
Filmi dialogue maaran lai Sunny Deol,
Gappan chadan nu Sukhbir,
Gaana gaun nu hans Raj Hans,
Tumbi vajaun nu Sadiq,
Te giddha paun nu harsimrat..
👉These are the words that spoiled many boys life..
22 lagda tainu hi dekh rahi aa..
👉Besharmo tuhanu jaan ke khushi hovegi ke-
ajj saade gwandian de vyah hai,
aa ke paise chuk lavo te recharge kara ke mainu msg bhejo.
jaldi karo baraat jaan wali hai.
👉Vyah ton ik din pehla hon wali patni da msg aya-->
mera vyah kite hor pakka ho gaya,
saada vyah nahi ho sakda,
laada tension ch aa gya,
fir ton duja msg aaya,
sorry galti naal tuhanu send ho gaya,
laada fir ton tension ch..
👉Kaise Mumkin Tha
Kisi Aur haqim Se elaaj Karana..?
AE DOST,
Ishq Ka Rog Tha,
Bappu di jutti naal hi aaram Aaya.
Funny Comedy Shayari in Punjabi
Once there was a crow, pind vich rehnda si oh,
ek din taahni te baitha si oh,
ek chirri de piche pe geya oh,
chiri payi ro, chiri da aa geya peyo,
chiri de peyo ne kuteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya si ho,
hun roz chiri nu bhen kehnda si oh,
Moral: kudi to pehla dekho ohda peyo.
👉Oh Waves Waves kardi rahi,
asin Aarti agge khade rahe,
oh Park Plaza de swaad lendi rahi,
asin BANSI DHABE te khade rahe,
oh SKODA wale naal chali gayi,
asin BULLET le ke khade rahe,
oh chali gayi nazare le ke,
asin GHUMAR MANDI CHALLAN kata ke ghare gaye..
👉Bari barsi khattan gaya c,
khat khat ke leyandi TIE.....
Jehda eh msg agge na bheje....
Oh "moge aali pinky" da bhai...
👉Ik kudi math de paper ch uth ke gidha paun lag payi,
munda kehnda aa ki aa.,
ago kudi...
meri saheli ne dasya c v math ch har step de number milde aa..
👉Mainu Kehndi...
Paani vargi Seerat Meri,
Dudh varga Sohna Rang Mera,
Mishri to mithe Mere Bol...
Main keha,
Bas ik Patti di kammi rehgi Nahi ta Teri Chah ban jani si.
👉School di diwar te likhya c,
kise drakht te apni saheli da naam likhan naalo changa hai,
apni saheli de naam da drakht lagao,
eh padh k oh bahut parbhavit hoya,
te ohne apnian sahelian di list banai,
te fir ohne jhona laun da mann bana leya..
👉Boy- kash main brush hunda ta tere sohne chite danda te firda hunda.
Girl- thoda jeha hor vadda hunda ta sade flush vich firda hunda..
vadda aashiq..
👉SADHU- Mai koi roti dede sadhu ko.
LADY- koi bhajan to suna do baba.
SADHU- adiye da nasha chad gaya darshan tere karke ni...
Very Funny Comedy Shayari in Punjabi
Munde kudi da risha ho reha c,
munde wale kehnde kudi ki kardi aa..?
kudi da peo kehnda actress aa..
Tik Tok te video banaundi aa..
kudi wale kehnde thoda munda ki karda..?
peo kehnda g fauji aa Pub_G ch..
👉Romantic jatt propose girl..
Teri surat local bus vargi,
mera ticket kataun nu g karda,
teri tor sohniye meri majh vargi,
tenu sangal paun nu g karda..
👉Chaalu mashook
te kharab bandook
da koi pata ni hunda.
Ki pata kidhar nu chal jaave.
👉Arz kita hai-
kothe te jaa mahiya,
kothe te jaa mahiya,
main channel set kardi haan,
tu antina ghuma mahiya.
wah wah wah!!
👉Raati sajna kol baithe der ho gayi,
der eni hoyi ke saver ho gayi, fer ki???
baapu DAANG le ke baitha si,
ghar aunde hi yaara di repair ho gayi.
👉Tutak tutak tutiyan hai jamalo,
je garmi lag rahi hai taan cooler chala lao,
je bore ho rahe ho taan mera number mila lo,
je msg changa ni lagya taan mobile nu aag la lao.
👉Khubsurti eh nhi ke Nave kapde,
Nave jute pane,
Smart lagna,
Balki khubsurti ta andro hundi hai,
Is layi,
phullan wala kachha paya karo.
👉Sache pyar nu har koi Labda,
koi labda sassi te koi labda heer?
Asin ta yaaro labni sahiba,
te kutne ohde veer .....!!
