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| Teacher and Student Funny Jokes in Punjabi |
Teacher and Student Funny Jokes in Punjabi
Teacher- insaan apna pehla pyar kyu nahi bhul sakDa...
Naugty Bacha- kyu ki jinna fuDDu koi pehle pyar ch ban janDa ona baki saari umar ch nahi ban sakda..
👉Teacher ne punjabi bache se pucha school kya hai explain kro ?
Bache ne ans diya
School oh jagah hai ji
Jithe sade peo nu lutya janda hai te sanu kutya janda hai..
👉Teacher- Jurmana Maafi Di arzi likho.
Student- Mam Jurmana kinna hai ?
Teacher- Five rupees.
Student- Ah lo panj rupae mere baapu ne keha 5-10 rupae piche bejti nahi karauni..
👉Madam: Baccho, You all have to write an essay in English on "My Teacher"
After 5 minutes
A student stand up & asked
Mam "Niri Agg" nu English ch ki kehnde ne?
👉Master-kaka padh leya kar,
teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kar liti si.
Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya karo,
tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.
👉Teacher: student semester system ke fayde batao?
student: sir fayde ta pata nahin par beizzati saal ch 2 vaar ho jandi hai.
